Commonly translated from the Afrikaans use of "nat koerantpapier". Which refers to a person having many tattoos.
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Caitlyn: I don't read the newspaper not three, not four, but fifty-six times daily!
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Made in reference to the fact that anyone can pick up and read a floating newspaper on the street. Very common among high school age girls.
Made in reference to the fact that anyone can pick up and read a floating newspaper on the street. Very common among high school age girls.
Person A: Hey, have you heard what Lacy has been telling people about you and Shon kissing behind the school?
Person B: Yeah, I know. I told her because I thought I could trust her, but she's a fucking floating newspaper!
Person B: Yeah, I know. I told her because I thought I could trust her, but she's a fucking floating newspaper!
by Marziba January 4, 2010
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