Newfie Speed and Custom

Slang name for any "Canadian Tire" store. Quite possibly the most inept automotive shop in all of Canada.

"Whomever changed the oil in your car, forgot to put more back in. Where did you go?"

"I took it to Newfie Speed and Custom."

"Uh, oh. 'Nuff said!!!"

by D.Gould November 3, 2007

Newfie Retirement Fund

Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.

"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."

by D. Gould January 9, 2007

Newfie Flush

in poker a 4-card flush aka busted flush or Chinese flush

Holy shit! My pair held up? What did you have with all that betting?

Newfie flush I was hoping to fill on the river

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 7, 2009

Newfie Breath Mint

That pink, blue, white, or any other coloured puck in the urinal that is supposed to cover up the smell of a few thousand pisses. Usually ineffective. "Newfie" is short for Newfoundlander, person that hails from a province known for its' screech, rocks and seasonal employment.

I was at the bar and had to drive home, so I took a bite out of the Newfie Breath Mint to disguise my screech breath.

by nickpapageorgio February 8, 2008

newfie smokes

A shitty brand of smokes that someone has usually boughten from indians they basicly suck ass and noone like them there used as a last resort and your called broke ass for smoking them

mike: yo wanna buy a smoke
anthony: i aint want them newfie smokes

by daganj November 19, 2009

Newfie slider whistle

The art of inserting a flesh light into another man’s anus and having sex with the sex toy so it isn’t gay.

I gave my bro a Newfie slider whistle and didn’t have to say no homo first

by Babybert April 15, 2024

Newfie

Any person born on the island of Newfoundland, off the east coast of Canada. Short for Newfoundlander.

I'm a Newfie, born and bred.

by Newfie Lady May 3, 2021