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Dr Nefarious

The Hammiest Ham to ever Ham in a Hamfest
Dr Nefarious: Possibly the most over the top villain in history and we all love him for it.
by Dastvan June 9, 2019
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pert near

by Anonymous August 28, 2002
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Nearsighted Date

As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.
"Well, I saw her profile pics on Facebook, so it was more of a nearsighted date than a blind date"

"That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."

"Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."
by bunn28 January 4, 2010
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Negar

A beautiful and wise girl in Iranian culture.
Meaning beloved and being worshiped as a Goddess.
Negar knows everything and has always has the answers and despite being so serious about life, she is very kind and cheerful.
Although Negar is very good at math, she also is very good artist and his favorite art is music.
- Who is that hot lady is green?

- Oh, that's Negar!
by nedagostino March 11, 2021
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Rectum, damn near killed him!

This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
by ax949 October 9, 2003
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Near-winning addiction

Excessive gambling habit indulged by grannies who keep buying lotto tickets and scratch cards thinking that near misses indicate a close big win.
Grandma is always broke. Any money you give her feeds her
near-winning addiction.
by rperazag May 15, 2010
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nevara

Nevara, a very unique name not many people have. Nevara is sexy, sweet, charming, and is very funny once you get to know her. Her charms get her anything she wants. She is very beautiful and everyone adores her. She tends to have a big booty to;) She might look innocent but you don’t know. She is also a badass, does any dare. She also picks up a lot of boys. But she’s not a hoe and is very loyal to her special somone if she has one.
Carson: Brooo there’s Nevara.
Rick: Look how thick she is!
by BeautyNames November 13, 2018
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