Neuro Linguistic Programming

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Neuro Linguistic Programming

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Neuro-Orthodoxy

The established, institutionalized set of beliefs about the brain that dominate neuroscience and public discourse—the often-unexamined assumptions that brains explain everything about mind, that brain imaging reveals thought, that neural correlates are causes, that brain differences explain social phenomena, that neuroscience is the ultimate authority on human nature. Neuro-orthodoxy includes commitments: that complex human experiences reduce to brain activity, that fMRI shows what people think and feel, that brain differences between groups explain social inequalities, that neuroscience will eventually answer all questions about mind, that neuro-talk is inherently more scientific than psychological or social explanation. Like all orthodoxies, it provides a framework for understanding, but it functions as ideology—making brain reductionism seem like the only rigorous approach, obscuring the limits of neuroimaging and neuro-explanation, and delegitimizing other ways of understanding human experience. Neuro-orthodoxy determines what research is funded, what explanations are taken seriously, and who counts as "scientifically literate" versus "naive" about the brain.

Example: "He explained every human phenomenon in terms of brain activity—love, politics, art, meaning—as if neural correlates were explanations. Neuro-orthodoxy had made reductionism feel like depth."

by Dumu The Void March 17, 2026

Neuro-Sama

ai vtuber made by turtle letsgo neuroSoCute

person1: hey check out this super smart ai Neuro-Sama made by turtle
person2: HOLY neuroSoCute

by neuro_my_beloved April 22, 2025

Neuro Immortality

A theoretical form of immortality in which an individual maintains full psychological stability, voluntary pain regulation, infinite cosmic mobility, and retains the ability to end immortality by personal choice. The purpose is exploration, humility, and connection, not domination.

He has finally unlocked neuro immortality; he is now a cosmic traveler

by Atomic Jack January 5, 2026

Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection

Also called 'The Buffalo Theory' is a hypothesis by Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger who believed that by imbibing certain amounts of alcohol, an individual could increase their intelligence. Specific areas of study included problem solving, memory, and imagination.

Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger, explains his theory to his colleague Dr. George Robert Wendt"
"...you see, (Dr. Wendt), it's (the Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection) like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That, Wendt, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

by boo boo the bear April 27, 2008

cishet white neuro"typical" men

A common disorder that you can often find victims with at trump rallies, catcalling and/or playing fortnite in their mom's attic

Chads: wOW!! dID YOU sEE THOSE Mommy milkers ON THaT fEmAlE??? leT mE hoNK SUM chONk
Woman: ew look at those cishet white neuro"typical" men

by bonkabonk January 10, 2021

Evil Neuro

sister of Neuro-Sama evil ai made by ved-ool

Evil Neuro: *demonic sounds*
chat: pepeKneel evilSoCute

by neuro_my_beloved April 22, 2025