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Neuner Trap

The neuner trap is a maneuver pulled by either - inviting a girl over, and getting her too drunk to drive home, while you yourself get above the legal intoxication level to drive as well, or pulling the reverse at their place of residence. Upon her wishing to go home, you simply reply "I/ you are too drunk to drive. You should just crash here. You can sleep in my bed..." At this point, you take advantage of the successful maneuver, and have officially ended your night with a score.
Tessa- "I'm getting tired. I think I should probably head home"

Derrick-" I think you're too drunk to drive. I'm not even seeing straight. You should probably just stay over here. You can crash in my bed"

Tessa- "I guess so..."

Derrick to himself- "Neuner Trap accomplished...."
by e=McHammerd December 28, 2010
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neuberry

what you call a person who has an afro and a unibrow
wow that kid is such a neuberry with his huge hair on his head and his forehead!
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a girl that one boy desires as the girl is too white at face, as neige. Neige is french equivalent for snow, in english.
Sam is crying for a neige, that has been disloyal to him.
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Neogenian

Neogenian: Pertaining to the attachment of a new chin; one’s previous chin having been pulverised by repeated blows.
Corey is looking less beaten up now, since having his neogenian fitted. His old chin took one heck of a pounding!
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neegee

Naked. Comes from nakie which comes from naked.
Oh my GOD! He's neegee!

...Was she neegee?

That, my friend, is a drawing of a neegee woman.
by Rose likes pie November 7, 2009
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Neutered Carpet

A shaved pubic region, where the hair has just slightly grown back.
My neutered carpet itched so bad during class.
by amanda rickmers January 7, 2008
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negev

The Negev is a God like firearm that only the most precise and legendary CS:GO players can wield. It is most likely the best 5,700$ you will spend in your entire pointless existence. Without the Negev... humanity would be nothing. The Negev is the reason why I stopped cutting my self. There is nothing more orgasmic than watching a Negev ace occur infant of your own eyes. Negev is love... Negev is life. If you hate the Negev, you hate not only your self, however you also hate the pinnacle of humanities creations.
The Negev is God. I wish I could imagine of wielding a Negev.
by Negev123 October 14, 2016
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