Netflix 

The reason why I hiss at the sun

Mom: honey, why don't you go outsi-
Me: OUTSIDE BAD. NETFLIX GOOD.
Mom: but you're so pale
Me: NETFLIXXXXX

Netflix by Mac Daddy Chicken Lord January 27, 2017

Netflix 

An app/website that provides entertainment, such as movies and TV shows. Beware! Once you have a Netflix account and started watching a show, you are now under Netflix's control. Research has shown that Netflix is highly addictive, so there's no turning back!

"I have homework!"
*Sees Netflix*
*Forgets about homework and ends up not sleeping and starts watching Netflix*

Netflix by G. Watson February 16, 2018

Netflix 

A company that butt fucked cable when it comes to ratings

People are now moving from cable to netflix

Netflix by Dubiks December 29, 2018

Netflix 

A beautiful creature that life invented

Girl: Netflix Is Bae!
Father: Let Me Meet This Netflix Kid

Netflix by That_One_Chick March 29, 2015

netflix 

Piece of junk that doesn't actually have ANY decent or new-ish movies. Who cares if it enables you to watch movies on your Wii? Why can't you do that on your computer, or your iPod, or even your *gasp* DVD player? They don't even have Ghostbusters or Alien or anything, they're that bad. If you must see it for yourself, get the one-month free trial and then RETURN IT.

That was a great movie...maybe Netflix will have it in 45 years!

netflix by Disvan November 26, 2010

Netflix 

To fuck

"Hey do you want to come over and watch Netflix? Sure. Now I have a dick in my mouth."

Netflix by Cheeseypeesey April 27, 2015

Netflix 

Negro loving streamimg app.
Netflix sucks pushing diversity like the wanna be

Us Government.

NETFLIX
Watch any good movies lately?
No to many token negros depicting lives as others

Cos they can't live there own .

Netflix by Who gives a fuck I dont August 29, 2019