Nexterbation

The act of two people facing each other and watching each other masterbate at the same time.

"Since we can't have intercourse, shall we partake in nexterbation?"

by bb_424 October 26, 2012

neuter harness

The restraint of one’s manhood.

That dog is so crazy, it needs a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.

by King Smethnic III July 28, 2019

Neoteric Monastic

(Noun) a member of a community which is classified as being both part of the new monasticism movement and the interspirituality movement.

The Universal Order of Sannyasa is a neoteric monastic community envisioned by Br. Wayne Teasdale and formally founded January 9, 2010.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021

all neiler

When one has massive amounts of work to do and waits till midnight to begin but then passes out halfway through, usually 3 or 4 am. Almost an all-nighter, but does not make it.

I pulled an all neiler for my english paper.

I needed some sleep, so instead I pulled an all neiler

by I am a leber February 21, 2009

neuter

The most obvious definition:

Usually having your dog or your cat "desexed". A minor operation that leaves the animal incapable of reproducing

Did you have a veterinarian neuter your new puppy?

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

neuter

Used in the movie "A Dirty Shame," directed by John waters. A neuter is a prudish person who doesn't have a sexual fetish.

When Sylvia got knocked in the head with the glass bottle, she became a neuter.

by Delicia June 30, 2005

nexterday

The day after tomorrow

I have to go to a meeting nexterday

by Betaglion March 10, 2011