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A room full of NeanderPiggers.
by Mr. Matto November 16, 2019
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Neo-Neanderthal

The kind of people who only instinctively care about breeding with a cute/attractive counterpart. They are usually not very well educated, and spend their time in bars scouting for potential victims of their blissful ignorance on using others.
-Look at that girl going on around those group of friends.
- Yeah mate! She's a total neo-neanderthal.
by Thedoragon November 24, 2017
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Neandrathal

An ogre-like person that is very tall and hairy. Anyone that is extremely tall and has a very deep voice.
Pau Gasol on the L.A. lakers is a neandrathal.
by imcool503 April 25, 2009
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Neanderthalis Decibelus

A type of loser.
Specifically a loser with a compunction to force EVERYONE to listen to their crappy taste in music, often using a lame stereo system.
If that Neanderthalis Decibelus doesn't turn his volume down I swear I'm gonna shove that boombox up his rectum.
by @pop_art July 28, 2009
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neanderthal drunk

when one decides to get totally fucked up, thus passing out and not being able to get out of a room, so instead of being able to work the doorknob (or any type of early inventions, such as a wheel or doorknob), repeatedly bangs ones head on the door trying to get out, spitting all over the place, and video taping ones friend haveing mindless, headboard banging with her head, meaningless sex.
I am getting so neanderthal drunk tonight. Call that one whore that we know. make sure we have the camera.
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Neanderthal Syndrome

The unfortunate condition of looking sort of like a caveman, even if they're not that ugly/don't have that big a nose. Affects girls ranging from ugly to mildly pretty. Main cause: Hair that is long, parted down the middle, and/or wavy. Somehow, you see a girl like this and think "Neanderthal" even though she's not ugly.
*Whoah, that girl looks like a caveman! But she's not ugly...Oh, it's the hair. She has Neanderthal syndrome.*

If you or someone you know suffers from Neanderthal syndrome, a side part is strongly recommended. Many lives (or reputations) could be saved by such simple measures.
by pottergeek7 January 15, 2011
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neanderthal

1. A sports personality, usually very overpaid, who has diarrhea of the mouth, trash talks and has no class at all.

2. Most New York Yankee fans can fit in this description as well. They have a big SUV, usually black or other dark color with a huge NY sticker on the back window. They pronounce "New York" as "New Yawk." They act like jackasses when their team wins.
1. Jeremy Shockey is a football neanderthal.

2. Vinnie is a big New Yawk Yankees fan. He is always calling in to "Spawtz Radio" because he thinks he is a Yankees expert. He even has custom NY Yankees pin striping on his SUV. Yankees fans are douche bags.
by Kajoe October 13, 2006
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