Antes de Navidad Syndrome

Antes de Navidad Syndrome, or Before Christmas Syndrome, is a very infectious disease, spreading from store to store nationwide, or even perhaps worldwide. The store then provides its employees and shoppers with Antes de Navidad Syndrome, Christmas sales starting all the way back in June. Antes de Navidad Syndrome can also lead to Después de Navidad Syndrome, or After Christmas Syndrome, where they holiday sales go all throughout January, where poor, innocent people spend money on things they won't need for another year. The only period of Antes de Navidad or Después de Navidad Syndromes-free months are February through May, but that might change in the near future, as Antes and Después de Navidad Syndromes affects the brain, causing stores to expand Christmas sales longer, to where Christmas is a year-long holiday.

Our nearest Wal-Mart is selling Christmas decorations in August! I think they may have Antes de Navidad syndrome.

by taco_55 November 12, 2018

nakedandy

a hobbit sized person with a legal mind and cares deeply about the meaning behind the meaning. a person with piercing eyes and a cold demeanor.

"have you seen nakedandy? He is so naked"

by uppitytiff February 9, 2010

Naheda

The best person on earth. Everyone wants to be her and girls are so jealous of her. She never fails to make her family proud! She is young but very wise, your grandpa can't relate. She is so popular that she gets a lot of brand deals ( shes a model ) with luxurious stuff. Everyone buys her gifts because they love her so much.

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Do you know Naheda?

YES oh my gosh i'm her biggest fan!

by p000567 February 1, 2022

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by Rizkaunain June 9, 2022

navada

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full of mountians and hot men

"why are you so cool"

"cause im from navada"

by rayyyyy<3 April 24, 2008

Fleece Navidad

This is what you call the holiday when an entire family decides to wear Snuggies for Christmas morning or Eve.

Look, Honey, these Snuggies are buy-one-get-three-free today. We could all wear them on Christmas morning and have a Fleece Navidad!

by Atomic Honey December 9, 2010

Naeda

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Friend: naeda is epic.
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