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ultimate narcissism

the act of beating off to your own reflection in a mirror
Bob: Uh, Jake just went into the bathroom naked with a tub of crisco and a can of whipped cream, do i want to know?
James: Ultimate narcissism, does it every hour
Bob: Ahhhh . . . Listen I've got the worst image in my mind, i think I'm going to go put my balls in the garbage disposal to relieve the pain
Jake: mmm . . . such defined lips, oh god . . . yesss
by PikaFan157 January 3, 2007
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Reverse Narcissism

Follows the same principles of narcissism except the person focuses on how incredibly terrible they are and any other negative qualities even if it's not true about themself
Filipa uses so much reverse narcissism. She keeps calling herself a mega whore and hedonist but she doesn't even want presents for her birthday.
by MericanSpy June 24, 2019
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flamboyant narcissism

A superiority complex: most commonly demonstrated by Kansas Jayhawks basketball fans
Most every Kansas Jayhawks basketball fan is a perfect example of flamboyant narcissism
by Big Truth Daddy February 19, 2011
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Acquired Situational Narcissism

Pathological (secondary) narcissism that is induced in adulthood by dysfunctional coping with celebrity, wealth, and fame.

The "victims" - billionaire tycoons, movie stars, renowned authors, politicians, and other authority figures - develop grandiose fantasies, lose their erstwhile ability to empathize, react with rage to slights, both real and imagined and, in general, act like textbook narcissists.

t is likely that ASN is merely an amplification of earlier narcissistic conduct, traits, style, and tendencies. Celebrities with ASN already had a narcissistic personality and have acquired it long before it "erupted". Being famous, powerful, or rich only "legitimized" and conferred immunity from social sanction on the unbridled manifestation of a pre-existing disorder. Indeed, narcissists tend to gravitate to professions and settings which guarantee fame, celebrity, power, and wealth.
- Did you see that singer's body language and mannerisms? I remember her when she embarked on her career only a year ago! She was so modest then!

- A case of Acquired Situational Narcissism, probably.
by zadanliran October 25, 2011
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Teflon Shield of Narcissism

An amazing feature of certain personality disorders that renders the individual technically immune from even acknowledging the possibility of corrective criticism; thereby preserving inherent self-destructive, exclusivistic tendencies.
So, he does realize that what he's saying is absolute BS and that fact-checking those ridiculous statements will make him look even more detached and idiotic, right?
Ummm, not exactly. Our Crapper in Chief is protected by a Teflon Shield of Narcissism that no logic can penetrate.
by YAWA April 8, 2020
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alcohol induced narcissism

Excessive self-admiration and/or self-centeredness after imbibing several alcoholic beverages.
"OMG I'm so funny. And beautiful. Watch me work that crowd at the bar with my wit and beauty. I'm amazing."

"Girl, you're suffering from alcohol induced narcissism. You need to chill in the corner over there before you make more of a fool of yourself."
by sfguamgirl July 29, 2014
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Narcissism

Mental disorder where appearance of everything including oneself is seen as the throne of God itself, to the extent people who are just minding their own business enjoying the day and don’t let anyone ruin it are labeled as dangerous; Complete inability to handle rejection and in such arrested development, everyone must pay for your bad days; Most tech males, Southern-American men and Vladimir Putin.
“The Ukrainians are smiling, but don’t like us. They must be evil. The West is smiling, but don’t agree with us. They must be evil...etc.” -Putin “No, you just have narcissism and the rest of us are in reality.” -Earth
by M’Lady March 24, 2022
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