Take an overfull cloth diaper, put in microwave on high for 5 minutes. While contents are still scalding hot, press into the face of an unsuspecting friend and scream ‘SURPRISE!!!’
Bill lost his sight and required skin grafts from 3rd degree burns on his face after his mate T-Bone gave him a Slappy Nappy!
by Red monster boy June 18, 2023
Get the Slappy Nappy mug.napoli (not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates the Italian city)
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli
1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.
2. To hella rape somebody.
Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.
BILL NAPOLI: A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life.
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli
1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.
2. To hella rape somebody.
Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.
BILL NAPOLI: A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life.
by AceLace April 15, 2006
Get the napoli mug.Related Words
nappo
• Napportunity
• nappocolypse
• Nappointment
• Napponia
• NAPPOWX
• Nappoxi
• window of napportunity
• napoleon dynamite
• nappy
by h.town April 19, 2007
Get the Nappy Headed Hos mug.The sluggishness one often feels after taking a nap when the body wants to stay asleep for the long haul but the afternoon's activities are calling. Combination of nap and hangover, obviously.
Feels how one might imagine feeling at the bottom of the ocean, under a pile of rocks, or waking up from a roofie. The potential negative effect of a disco nap.
Can usually be avoided by careful monitering of nap-length to no more than half an hour, or by getting enough sleep and needing no naps at all.
Feels how one might imagine feeling at the bottom of the ocean, under a pile of rocks, or waking up from a roofie. The potential negative effect of a disco nap.
Can usually be avoided by careful monitering of nap-length to no more than half an hour, or by getting enough sleep and needing no naps at all.
by Shmookie May 4, 2009
Get the napover mug.by Gaping Malefant May 9, 2009
Get the Meat nappy mug.After running around the track for a 4:11 mile, you crawl up on your girl, ball her to the point of exhaustion, and pass out for a quick, sweaty nap.
by swude September 19, 2009
Get the Sweaty Napper mug.A nappy ratchet hoe is a female who lacks class, thinks shes all that, and has a huge attitude problem.
Morgan: OMG I look so hot today!!!
Caroline: Ewww look at that chick morgan shes so into herself.
Andy: These girls are such Nappy Ratchet hoes!
Caroline: Ewww look at that chick morgan shes so into herself.
Andy: These girls are such Nappy Ratchet hoes!
by The twin pack February 28, 2013
Get the nappy ratchet hoes mug.