Albuquerque Appetizer

After completion of intercourse and ejaculating into a condom, you remove the semen filled condom to the girl.

I would never kiss that girl. I heard Jeff fed her an Albuquerque Appetizer in high school.

by Roylee Luna October 11, 2008

Irish Appetizer

Two shots of Jameson. On a date especially on a first date order her Jamieson for an appetizer instead of food.

I took this Irish chick on a date yesterday. I wanted in her pants, so i didn't waste any time and immediately order an Irish Appetizer.

by Bill Curry January 13, 2009

nappatizer

A small nap prior to greater sleep.

I need a nap after my nappatizer.

by BrookeNM November 18, 2017

Nappatizer

The snack you eat before you take a nap while someone else is preparing your next meal

Rich,why are you eating left over pasta? I’m about to start making breakfast. Chill rookie firemen, I’m having a nappatizer so I can sleep until you’re done making the shift breakfast.

by Windchaser July 14, 2018

Nappetite

A routine maintained by going to sleep at a consistent time each night. Tends to be especially hard to maintain on a long break of any kind.

Mom: James, you have to start going to bed earlier, okay? School is about to start again.

James: But mom!

Mom: No buts! You'll ruin your nappetite!

by Go1ng Commando January 6, 2014

Fappetizer

n. The act of masturbating while eating a girl out before the main (inter)course.

A combination of appetizer and the verb fap(to masturbate).

Used as a noun in language*

*Bro 1: Hey, Bro 2. What are you doing tonight?
Bro 2: Going to the girlfriend's.

Bro 1: Nice. Don't forget to order a fappetizer.

by SPla2ki5 March 7, 2014

snappetizer

taking an provocative picture and send it to another person to entice them for a future encounter of a sexual nature.

i can't wait to be off of work, this day is dragging on and i can't stop thinking about you, so here's a snappetizer to keep you occupied for a little while till i get there.

by sweetresidue April 28, 2014