numpty

A complete blooming idiot, one who needs to have one's eyes slapped out. A candidate for the Darwin Awards.

That Hammock is a f**king numpty!

by beffkin March 19, 2003

numpty

A bit of a tit

Beat it ya numpty, before I chin ye

by Dugswab January 10, 2003

numpty

An absolute idiot

"Brian can be such a numpty."

by Apes_Dawg June 23, 2016

numpty

a person who is stupid

You are a numpty

by Jamie December 23, 2003

numpty

complete idiot whose iq ranges from 0-1

brian mcfadden (aka tubby) is a numpty

by mr.xyz December 28, 2005

numpty

Someone who cannot figure out how to open a Jaguar using the manafacturer's key.

When the car is more intelligent than the driver.
Mike you are a complete numpty, take it back to where you bought it from and tell them you are too thick to drive it..

by Segun January 25, 2005

numpty

Bobby Gould, the manager of Cheltenham Town Football Club

The sooner that numpty gets the sack, the better.

by humanist October 14, 2003