Numpty

Australian army slang for;

Idiot.

Dumbshit

Fuckwit

Incompetent

"That fucking numpty couldn't lace his own boots right."

"Did you see that numpty trip his own claymore? Fuckin' blew his legs off!"

by ApeShapeDeity October 19, 2013

Sha-bang-a-bang

An Aussie slang term for sheep fucking New Zealanders.

Mostly used to call them a sheep fucker to their face without them knowing. It works well as a nickname.

"Hey, Sha-bang-a-bang! What's the softest thing in a sheep? A Kiwi's cock! Bwahahahah!"

by ApeShapeDeity October 19, 2013