Spanish for New Dominican Republic. The Dominican nickname for Hazleton, Pennsylvania, due to it's evergrowing Dominican population.
white hazletard 1: I heard some spick, tell me to get my mullet out of his Nueva República Dominicana. Is that spanish for business?
white hazletard 2: Nope, that means move out of Hazleton, before you get your white ass mashed. I'm moving to Sugarloaf ASAP.
white hazletard 2: Nope, that means move out of Hazleton, before you get your white ass mashed. I'm moving to Sugarloaf ASAP.
by Hazletard-in-Chief November 27, 2010
Get the Nueva República Dominicana mug.a student who is either really tall or really short and goes to a school called Nueva. they like to call themselves "quirky" but a lot of the time they are just annoying. due to too much exposure to national math competitions, their social skills (just like their fathers) left them at a young age.
nueva's high school homecoming is like a week later than any other school. the reason for this is that though usually homecoming is based around a sports game, nueva kids are usually nerds who suck at sports so sometimes there isn't a game. instead of the sports game, everyone hangs around in a gym where a dj keeps skipping the banger songs and playing the bad ones. youre not allowed to go outside during the dance and there are always two short kids making out on a couch in the corner until some dude has to kick them out.
you only get a locker at nueva if you ask some dude in an office. Then if youre too late, you get a weird one in a corner, and when you press the numbers for the password, it always thinks you pressed the button way more times than you did - it's almost as sensitive as your average emotionally unstable nueva sophomore.
nueva kids always try to invent cool stuff, like putting water on burned toast to un-burn it, but they almost always turn out to be stupid.
then there's that one kid who everyone hates who brags about how they're is in multivariable calculus as a freshman. nvm i ran out of definition space
nueva's high school homecoming is like a week later than any other school. the reason for this is that though usually homecoming is based around a sports game, nueva kids are usually nerds who suck at sports so sometimes there isn't a game. instead of the sports game, everyone hangs around in a gym where a dj keeps skipping the banger songs and playing the bad ones. youre not allowed to go outside during the dance and there are always two short kids making out on a couch in the corner until some dude has to kick them out.
you only get a locker at nueva if you ask some dude in an office. Then if youre too late, you get a weird one in a corner, and when you press the numbers for the password, it always thinks you pressed the button way more times than you did - it's almost as sensitive as your average emotionally unstable nueva sophomore.
nueva kids always try to invent cool stuff, like putting water on burned toast to un-burn it, but they almost always turn out to be stupid.
then there's that one kid who everyone hates who brags about how they're is in multivariable calculus as a freshman. nvm i ran out of definition space
Person 1: *drives to nueva high school* damn this campus is great, i bet the kids here are so smart and athletic
nueva kid 1: *puts hand sanitizer on his hands 10 times*
Person 1: why are you doing that
nueva kid 1: it will kill 99.99 percent of germs each time i do it.
Person 1: nvm i was wrong
nueva kid 1: L9 mcdonalds worker mental burger flip!1!1111!!!!!!1!!
nueva kid 2: bro my locker isn't working, when i press 3 it thinks i pressed 3 like fifty times
nueva kid 1: dont worry i will use my multivariable calculus skills to unlock your locker. what's the code?
nueva kid 2: 6969
Person 1: you fucking degenerates
nueva kid 1: *puts hand sanitizer on his hands 10 times*
Person 1: why are you doing that
nueva kid 1: it will kill 99.99 percent of germs each time i do it.
Person 1: nvm i was wrong
nueva kid 1: L9 mcdonalds worker mental burger flip!1!1111!!!!!!1!!
nueva kid 2: bro my locker isn't working, when i press 3 it thinks i pressed 3 like fifty times
nueva kid 1: dont worry i will use my multivariable calculus skills to unlock your locker. what's the code?
nueva kid 2: 6969
Person 1: you fucking degenerates
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Guy 1: Do you know where Nuevo is?
Guy 2 (from a nearby city): Nuevo, never heard of it.
Guy 1: It's literally like 5 minutes from here.
Guy 2: Nope, still never heard of it.
Guy 2 (from a nearby city): Nuevo, never heard of it.
Guy 1: It's literally like 5 minutes from here.
Guy 2: Nope, still never heard of it.
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