Norfolk & Western 475

The act of running into a solid object with force, usually resulting in severe injury to the face.

(For context, on November 2nd 2022, Norfolk & Western 475 crashed into an excavator and got it's smokebox door caved in)

"What happened to Daniel's face?"
"He pulled a Norfolk & Western 475 yesterday."

by NottTelljng November 7, 2022

Norfolk Junior High

A school filled with real ones and fake ones. Your closest friend can really be your closest enemy. Never trust a soul people switch up fast. People also say they gunna fight you but don't do shit. There are some cute girls there though...

Person 1: Wow I'ma jump this nigga.
Person 2: Oh no I'm scared.
Person 1: *Doesn't do shit but proceeds to backstab one of his friends for no fucking reason*
Person 2: Yup, thats the Norfolk Junior High for you.

by nibberlawflea September 18, 2019

Norfolk Virgin

Defined as a "Girl who can run faster than her Uncle" - mainly on account of the people in the English county of Norfolk being said to be inbred - cousins marry one another rather too often, resulting in reducing IQ measurements from one generation to the next...

She's 19 years of age and from Norwich and still doesn't have a kid - she must be a Norfolk Virgin

by Crazy_Bettie July 16, 2011

Norfolk Dumpling

Do come yew hair abed and atwin tha sheets anonicking howsomever alonga slummockin great mawther do yew git all claggy an muckwash like a claggy dumpling on the Food Network

“Lend us a lug did me an mine abed a’smornin make a gret claggy Norfolk Dumpling atwin tha sheets tha’s a rum un”

by chirate February 5, 2024

Norfolk terrier

An amazing breed of dog

L: Norfolk terriers are awesome
A: I know right

by Doobie Doobie do da March 12, 2023

Norfolk pondskimmer

When one person pees on the floor while one's friend is in the stall, said friend in the stall slaps butt checks on the floor to make a rhythm to a song.

Joshua passed all over the floor and shad did a Norfolk pondskimmer to the beat of let the body's hit the floor.

by Richard the nipple man June 15, 2023

Norfolk Steamroller

When one doesn’t defecate for 3 days, then mounts on top their sexual partners chest and shits. They then rock back and forth on their chest and belly, resembling that of a steamroller. This works better if the two sexual partners are from Norfolk and therefore related

Dude it took ages for me to clean up after i gave Julia that Norfolk steamroller

by BenDooley July 20, 2025