Norfolk & Western 475

The act of running into a solid object with force, usually resulting in severe injury to the face.

(For context, on November 2nd 2022, Norfolk & Western 475 crashed into an excavator and got it's smokebox door caved in)

"What happened to Daniel's face?"
"He pulled a Norfolk & Western 475 yesterday."

by NottTelljng November 7, 2022

Norfolk Broads

Several expanses of water situated in norfolk. Once used for pete mining but now with no real use other then to amuse cunts who enjoy showing off too others in over priced boats despite there sailing ability being less then that required to understand a concept called wind. The cunt's hobbies include running over unsuspecting kids and anal.

David Bowie in 'Life on Mars' : "from Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads"

..

I'd go for Ibiza

by Harlequinity April 13, 2011

Norfolk Junior High

A school filled with real ones and fake ones. Your closest friend can really be your closest enemy. Never trust a soul people switch up fast. People also say they gunna fight you but don't do shit. There are some cute girls there though...

Person 1: Wow I'ma jump this nigga.
Person 2: Oh no I'm scared.
Person 1: *Doesn't do shit but proceeds to backstab one of his friends for no fucking reason*
Person 2: Yup, thats the Norfolk Junior High for you.

by nibberlawflea September 18, 2019

Norfolk Virgin

Defined as a "Girl who can run faster than her Uncle" - mainly on account of the people in the English county of Norfolk being said to be inbred - cousins marry one another rather too often, resulting in reducing IQ measurements from one generation to the next...

She's 19 years of age and from Norwich and still doesn't have a kid - she must be a Norfolk Virgin

by Crazy_Bettie July 16, 2011

Norfolk Dumpling

Do come yew hair abed and atwin tha sheets anonicking howsomever alonga slummockin great mawther do yew git all claggy an muckwash like a claggy dumpling on the Food Network

“Lend us a lug did me an mine abed a’smornin make a gret claggy Norfolk Dumpling atwin tha sheets tha’s a rum un”

by chirate February 5, 2024

Norfolk island

A Territory located in Oceania (Yes Oceania the continent is not called Australia.)
Norfolk islands flag Is green with a white rectangle in the middle which displays a pine tree in the white of the flag.

Geography dude:Hey have you heard of Norfolk Island?
Not so smart man:No, Where is it located?
Geography dude:It’s in Oceania!
Not so smart man:Isn’t that continent called Australia?
Geography dude:Dude, Australia is a country that’s in Oceania.

by Moss rock January 2, 2023

Norfolked

Getting the big one from the Navy because you had the audacity to take orders somewhere other than Norfolk, VA.

Chief, why didn't I get paid again? Because shipmate, you got Norfolked.

by Jasonk127 May 3, 2021