NFT

Non-Fuckable Token. It is guaranteed you will never get fucked if you buy an NFT.

Austin: "What's an NFT, could somebody tell me?"
Hasan: "NFT. It's a Non-Fuckable Token. You'll never get fucked if you buy an NFT."

by DaisyTheCatgirl January 25, 2022

NFT

Short for “Never Felt Titties”

Tyler: “Damn you’ve NFT?”
Paul: “No man…” :(

by catsplantsandrocks November 3, 2021

NFT

Stands for "Not For Trade", a term used in the theatre bootleg trading community to refer to bootlegs that cannot be traded in any circumstances.

I really wanted to trade for that Hamilton bootleg from this trader, but unfortunately it's NFT.

by masterofalltrade April 29, 2021

NFT

NFT is an internet acronym for "Not Friendly Today". It is a way to quietly express distaste for social engagements or interaction, without offending additional parties.

Person 1: "Do you want to get breakfast today?"
Person 2: "NFT"
Person 1: "Understood, we can talk tomorrow. Just do not stay wrapped in those blankets forever."

by MayuTheInternetLinguist April 30, 2021

NFT

Ugly monkey jpegs, made for and by, dipshits

Dude, My NFT (Non-Functioning Testicle) has been sore lately

by Cheese_Racist March 7, 2022

NFT

Non Flushable Turd

“Mate what’s talking you so long in there I need to piss”
“We’ve got a giant NFT situation on our hands”

by CouldiBEwearinganymoreclothes January 25, 2022

NFT

Something useless that was invented that you could steal easily by just simply screenshoting

Person 1: "Dude, look at my new NFT! It costed $10,000."
Person 2: *screenshots* "I'll take that. It's mine now-w-w-w-w-w-w"
Person 1: *cries*

by DamianBossPL August 2, 2022