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Naughty Johnson

A sneaky pecker, always getting into places he shouldn't be, often times poking several holes a day.
Stan took his Naughty Johnson down to the health clinic so they could diagnose the new red bumps.
by Johnny Fitswell January 17, 2018
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naughty potty

The act of explaining you are going to go "number 2" (excreting feces from the anal cavity) but in a modern day hip and clean way.
Oh man I want to continue playing world of warcraft, but I have to take a naughty potty!
by rodstewert February 13, 2008
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naughty aughties

A crazy invention of Scott Pederson who has copyrighted the term, which refers to the decade 2000 - 2009 in the hopes of making shitloads of money once the term becomes popular.
The naughty aughties (2000 - 2009) will be remembered as a time of great decadence in contemporary American civil discourse.
by Afian Anwar November 18, 2004
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naughty umpa loompa

I really knocked up that naughty umpa loompa that lives in the alley last night
by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017
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Naughty Sesh

Sesh, short for session, depict a rowdy and partying crown. Naughty sesh was popularised in the song "naughty sesh" by majestic and tigermonkey. Naughty sesh's usually take place on a Friday after work this happens because the weekend can be used as a recovering period.
"are you ready for a bit of Friday and a proper naughty sesh"
by Cheekygeeza November 28, 2017
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naughty aughties

Is a clothing, music & video distributor branching into radio and television programs and is often confused with merely the name of the first decade of the 21st century. For instance, radio stations introduce their programming along the lines of Music from the 80s, 90s and today. A possible replacement or nomenclature for "today" is the Naughty Aughties and can be attached to a host of retail items. Why Naughty Aughties? First, from a marketing standpoint, when promoting such items as music compilations, "Music from the 00s" does NOT work. We need an identifier. Not many people can pinpoint the actual years of Generation x & Generation Y. Naughty Aughties leaves no doubt as "naught" & "aught" both mean zero. "Naught" is jazzed up to "Naughty" and combined with "Aughties", it inadvertantly describes the tone of the decade including the years 2000-2009.
I just bought a new CD to replace my "Rockin' Fifties" collection. It's called "Music from the Naughty Aughties" and features artists of the decade that released these new songs during the years 2000-2009.
by Scott Pedersen April 19, 2006
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Naughty Fatty

Somebody who keeps food in unorthodox locations in hopes of others not discovering their excessive food supply.
Perhaps the most popular Naughty Fatty technique is to hide burgers or other fast food in their vehicle. The Naughty Fatty is given a sense of security by this, knowing there is always a snack in their possession. This can become dangerous if the Naughty Fatty does not practice good hygiene; the smell of rotting food can be mistaken for(or mingle with) body odor, giving the Naughty Fatty the false impression the rotting food is still fresh enough to eat safely. A good way for the Naughty Fatty to stay free of such hazards is to limit the amount of garbage and food waste accumulation in their vehicle to between six and eight metric tons per passenger seat.
by helmetbroom March 8, 2010
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