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Jesus-napping

Kidnapping of a Jesus Christ or Baby Jesus figurine from a nativity scene—also defined as Creche-robbing.
An alleged Jesus-napping was reported on New Year's Eve from St. Matthew Roman Catholic Church's nativity scene. The Baby Jesus figurine was reportedly worth $30. Police believe the Creche-robbing occurred between 8 p.m. on Dec. 31 and 10 a.m. Jan. 1.
by PoliceBeat January 23, 2012
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Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.
I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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Nigger Napalm

Nigger Napalm can be directly defined as any "Hot grits". To provide context I offer the following: Occasionally, an angry person, usually one of African decent, will throw some scalding hot grits onto another person. As you can imagine, this is worse than simply boiling water, because the grits stick to the victim and keep burning, just like napalm, hence the term. If one lives in the south where grits are regularly eaten, this is a more common phenomenon.
Man did you see that poor spook, white blotches and scars all over his skin and such. Someone must have nigger napalmed him!!!
by spark-o-matic November 20, 2013
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Pop Tart Napalm

When you eagerly bite into a Pop Tart just out of the toaster that hasn't cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the shit out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.
Owwwww! Fuck! I just got blisters in my mouth from that devilish Pop Tart Napalm!!
by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011
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Nappy Roots

"One of em's fat and loud, second one's black and proud, the third one's drunk and wild, the fourth one's slim and sly, one of em's just shy, last one's young and wise, home grown, battle tested, you gonna love these guys" -(from their song "nappy roots day").

"Nappy Roots" is a rap group consisting of 6 guys that met as students at Western Kentucky University, 2 of them are from Oakland and the other 4 were born and raised in Kentucky. Their country pride is evident in just about all of their songs. Nappy Roots is most well known for their hits: "aw naw" and "po folks".
Hank: Say Gus...who is the dopest rappers in Kentucky?
Gus: Well I reckon that'd be "Nappy Roots"
by I'm Wilford July 8, 2010
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Nappaquartzaphobophobia

an uncontrollable, irrational, and lasting fear of a certain object, situation, or activity. of nappaquartz32 or the names nappa, or even hearing the word nappaquartz,nappa
Sorry i can't roleplay with you nappa,i have nappaquartzaphobophobia.
by YoutubeYT June 11, 2022
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power napper

A person who can fall asleep/take a nap at anytime of the day, at any place in the world, in any situation and then wake up like a Phoenix reborn from the ashes.
Tom: Wow how can you fall asleep that fast? We were chatting fine and the minute I looked away, you started snoring.
Carrie: What can I say, I'm a power napper.
by April_S September 5, 2016
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