Mysteriosity

The art of something being mysterious.
Can be for objects/persons/evil.

"Hey Fred, did you move my cup of milk?"
"No Billy I did not, where did it go?"
"I don't know Fred.. That's quite a mysteriosity"

by Evil doctor optimisto January 26, 2013

mysterial

A mysterial is a mystery brake pad material of unknown quality, origin, performance, degradation or composition offered by a brake pad manufacturer for which no fucks are given as they should be focusing on a reliable supply of their popular core product offering.

Today I received a phone call from a manufacturer offering a new mysterial when I can't even get a supply of the popular materials.

by qfm August 19, 2017

Misty Mystery

When a mystery seems to easy to the writer adds in a character messing with the case in order to extend the plot

"This was an open and shut case if they hadn't made it a Misty Mystery"

by Voncreep February 28, 2021

mystery mark

An ATAR (Australian Tertiary Admissions Rank) below 30.00, where the exact number is not recorded in order to spare students great shame and humiliation. Your only options after this point are TAFE and hospo.

Jonno: Did you hear Steph got a mystery mark?
Tommo: Fuark, her rents are gonna be pissed.

by pinto boy 96 November 17, 2018

Mystery stain

A greasy stain that usually appears on one of your shirts after being washed without pre-treating it. Source of the stain is unknown, but the culprit is most likely from the greasy chicken you had last night or from the Vaseline or lotion you used to, well, you know, and you didnt wash your hands well enough. Of course, you're gonna blame the chicken. In either case, if the spot doesn't come out, you throw the shirt away.

Mom: "Son, what's that stain on your shirt?"

Me: *blush* "Oh! I was wearing this the other night at supper when we had fried chicken and I guess I wiped my hand on my shirt. It's a mystery stain, mom."

by MS Libertarian January 24, 2014

mysterious

Someone or something that is slightly fascinating due to strangeness, being unusual and/or due to a lack of familiarity.

Outer Space is a very mysterious place.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker June 29, 2021

Masstexterbate

To send out a mass text and subsequently put the cell phone in your pants receiving pleasure from the vibrations of the replies.

Karen was lonely so she texted all her friends what they thought of the Jonas Brothers so she could masstexterbate from the replies.

by bellster227 August 9, 2009