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An addicting imaginary world online full of people who you don't or barely even know. A place full of 19 year old boys who don't own shirts and 19 year old girls who don't own pants. The most popular people in this world are partial pornstars. There is no need to worry about being fat or ugly, because in this world, there is only the angles you want, to make you look like the most goregous skinny person on Earth. In this world, girls are all models, posing every few seconds. Aside from the 12 pictures of someone, you can find out if its true love based on their favorite clothing label, their favorite band, and a survey. All females are bi and all males drive import muscle cars. True expression of self comes from the colors or the pictures you decided to put as a background on your page. Your drivers license photo can have hearts around it and quotes as well. The phrases "Yo", "your hawt", or "hit me back some time" are acceptable when trying to attract the opposite sex. It is perfectly acceptable to blurt out any random, filthy, perverse, sexual thought at any random woman/man you think is "hawt" as a first greeting. A place where everyone can make $100,000 or more a year. A society of very youthful looking 99 year olds. Every random thought you ever have can be jotted down in the convienient blog of your space. Here, it isn't odd to have Brad Pitt in your circle of friends. A man named Tom is your God, he follows you everywhere, sees what you are doing at all times and constanly hands you bad news. This is the only place on earth where Hello Kitty is an actual person. Conversations don't get much more complicated than: "How are you?" Sent. "Good, how are you?" Replied. Everyone, even clothing lines can be your friend! The biggest fears include "Friend Whoring" and Tom forcing your account to "Undergo some matience". Bands ask you to listen to them because they say they see you like a band that they sound nothing like. A place that the biggest threat anyone could ever give you is "I WILL DELETE YOU AS MY FRIEND IF YOU DONT COMMENT MY PICS!". You must pass on all random letters you recieve or else in 15 hours and 3 minutes a ghost will fly into your house and rape your dog...even if you dont have one.
Myspace, A Place For Stalkers.
by AppleStoreFreak April 15, 2006
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Myspace Creeper

(Noun) 1. A person who frequents your Myspace account on a daily/weekly basis. 2. A person who is capable of recalling the pictures you have posted, recent comments, captions, Etc. 3. One who knows too much personal information about your Myspace, possible only from mass amounts of time viewing it.
1. My tracker says that Jim looked at my Myspace every day this week. What a fucking Myspace Creeper!
2. Boy: Hey! Your the girl with that picture of yourself in a bathing suit on your Myspace!
Girl: Yeh whatever you say Myspace Creeper.
3. Charles knows everything about her myspace. He's a goddam Myspace Creeper.
by Jim Nantz December 9, 2008
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myspace quadfecta

When you get comments, messages, pic comments, and friend request when you sign in
by ryan zutell April 12, 2008
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Myspacey

A picture edited extremely with effects such as; blur, color-bold, or any makeup enhancing effect. It makes a picture look extreme and cheesy.
CAQs:
Should I enhance the color on my eyes and make everything else black and white?

Should I blur out everything except our faces?

Should I bold my eyeliner and make my hair look purple?

Answer:
No! It will look too myspacey!
by zoelikescupcakes December 16, 2010
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myspace angle

When the camera is placed above your head at an angle to take a myspace picture.

This is usually done by the horribly mangled, ugly, and/or obese users who still want to be hunted by pedophiles, as to make them look more attractive (or at the very least more human) than they really are.

An angle picture usually also has the contrast way up to hide the acne and cigarette burns on your cheap skanky ass. If the user is an emo in addition to the kuh-razy angle and high contrast they probably have it set to black and white with only one object in the picture in color. It makes them look enigmatic, or some shit like that.
Person A: Woah! No way thats really Chelsea.
Person B: Yea it is, fatty's real good at myspace angles
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MySpace Gangsta

A person who for one reason or another projects his/her "toughness" (gangsta) over MySpace in an attempt to intimidate another person.

MySpace version of a "Telephone Tough Guy"
Jon: "Listen up you punk bitch, When I see you I am gonna fuck your world up"

Dave: "Whatevea man you aint gon do shit... you just a MySpace gangsta"
by Dave M September 2, 2008
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Myspace Celeb

A person that is famous mostly or only because of being on Myspace. It's a phenomenon as perplexing as Paris Hilton's fame.
The most well known Myspace Celebs are Tom and Tila Tequila.
by AMAZING JENN June 11, 2006
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