by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009
Get the Holy shit my penis is explodingmug. Jason: So, I totally did that hot girl last night, after I won the football game and got an A on my test!
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
by hai_bai August 17, 2011
Get the yeah well my penis is biggermug. In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"
At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"
At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"
by tallman83 November 21, 2010
Get the my penis just turned into a giraffemug. by wellthatsad January 13, 2020
Get the you want my penismug. Having feelings for someone only in a sexual way rather than true, genuine heartfelt feelings. Wanting someone only for sexual satisfaction.
Sally: "John, I'm leaving you for good!"
John: "No, Sally! Come back, I love you with all my penis!!!!!!"
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by swagmasterflex420 August 12, 2013
Get the I love you with all my penismug. by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004
Get the i will stick my penis in your eyemug. not necessarily meaning as it looks, but just referring to a girl as "hot" or "cute"; a girl you want to ask out.
David: yo, do you think that girl over there is hot?
Josh: she's alright, "I'll let her touch my penis"
Josh: she's alright, "I'll let her touch my penis"
by thepink1 April 4, 2006
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