mustromium

A type of gas only found in the Indies. Also found as a solid in Samsung computers and iPhones.

I was taking apart my old Samsung phone and I found some strips of mustromium.

by Graybe Redmond September 29, 2017

Mestrandrea

A fake friend. Someone you are only friends with for clout. Or maybe they are friends with you for clout. Either way, that's a mestrandrea.

Frank: Are you really friends with Mark?

Robert: No Frank, he's just my mestrandrea.

Frank: How?

Robert: He's popular! Being his friend will make me popular too!

by Supreme Leader Choke November 16, 2019

mestre joker

An unhinged derranged moran whose testicles never descended, along with a brain smaller than a mustard seed.

Yo, that guy is a total mestre joker

by Green popsicle November 2, 2020

mostron

The greatest amount or quantity of stupidity.

Superlative of moron.

Most moronic

Mark might be a moron, but Chris is really the mostron.

by FatYellowOne July 21, 2021

Soiled Mistress

A glance of disapproval, reject, disgust, or hatred. Usually given by strangers or rude friends.

Joe: She is pretty why don't you ask her out?
Harry: I thought I had a chance until I smiled and she gave me a soiled mistress.
Joe: Oh man.. that sucks.

by codliveroilman May 13, 2013

legit mistress

noun: a person that is sexually Involved with another person who is still legally married but also separated or pending a divorce from their spouse.

The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.

by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 17, 2019

farmer's mistress

Noun. A synonym for a sheep.

Person 1: I need some wool to make this sweater for my girlfriend, any ideas where I could get some?

Person 2: Try the farmer's mistress.

by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009