mustache combover

to hide ones teeth with hair from upper lip

That dude has a sweet mustache combover!

by gregory5579 July 11, 2006

Mustache Cop

A police officer that shoots first, and asks questions later. A common expression for gamers in Halo 3 playing the 'Cops & Robbers' gametype.

"Yo Murphy watch out for Spartan93, he's a damn mustache cop."

by Master Jumper April 23, 2008

Mustache Trumpet Man

That guy on the trumpet music book who wants to "entice" you with his trumpet music.
He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.

P: "Hey guys, let's look at all these books!"
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"

Everyone stare at P

by AwesomeSexyPants December 7, 2011

mustache with titties

When some object or event is so incredibly amazing theirs no other human words to describe it.

Just Ozzy Osborn’s life can only be described as a mustache with titties.

by AtechSpockGuy January 24, 2012

mustache ride

Sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingus from said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.

Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just don't want to hear about it.

"Hey, baby, you like you can use some fun. Care to take a mustache ride?"

by Reliquium May 31, 2004

Mustache bug

Most commonly known as a house centipede, scientific name Scutigera coleoptrata. Also known as Mop Bugs.

I used to kill mustache bugs on sight, because they are so ugly, but then I found out they eat silverfish, roaches and bedbugs. Now I think they are more useful than any of my human roomates.

by Internet Zombie August 10, 2010

Mustache Monday

The Monday after No Shave November, where you shave all your facial hair except the mustache.

-Dude, are you excited for Mustache Monday?
-Yeah, mine's going to be real nasty

by Nashty December 15, 2008