Spunk Musket

A large cock loaded with hot semen.
Guy 1: "How did it go with that girl last night?

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looked down the barrel of my Spunk Musket and took a hot load to the face."

Guy 1: "Nice. That takes a lot of talent"
by Bastement October 04, 2010
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hairy musket

when you put your bare ass on some poor bastards head and fart....not a pleasent thing
Joe: damn you just got a hairy musket
kyle: Im gonna go kill myself
Joe:ok
by sheet January 11, 2004
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Minnesota musket

Not to be confused with the Tennessee musket or Alaskan Musket Loader but similar to nature.

During the act of a twosome, and both are wearing condoms, the male will stuff gunpowder into the vagina with his musket, then proceed to stuff a marble into her vagina, light the condom, stuff the condom into the vagina, then proceed to let both let out their love juice at the same time.
"I got a 3 degree burn in my Va-jay-jay after my husband gave me a Minnesota musket!"
by MarioManz June 01, 2019
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Musket Stuffer

Holding the shaft of your penis while stroking the rest of your penis with the other hand.
So i was bored and had a little "Me time" and so i decided to masturbate. My friend caught me and called me a Musket stuffer.
by Incogneto7 July 18, 2010
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Golden Musket

When you wake up with a piss hard on & you insert your cock into a females ass & then piss into it. When finished she turns around & blasts the piss out of her ass & into your face.
He loaded er'up & she blasted him with a golden musket!
by JLomenz January 17, 2011
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Party Musket

When you do a bump of cocaine out if the tip of your friends cock hole by packing it in there with a toothpick and your thumb.
Fred was doing Party Muskets from Steve all night at the gathering. Pretty sure they went through two 8-balls.
by KrypttR6 September 21, 2021
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packing the musket

The act of inserting a long, thin object into a male's urethra, as far as it will go.
-Dude what are you doing with that glow-stick?!?!
-Im just packing the musket man.
by T-Killa! November 16, 2010
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