got musked

to be scammed by a green energy grifter

Man, Brian got musked by that CEO on Twitter who promised his cars would APPRECIATE in value.

by LoveMyTeslaBut April 22, 2021

mushen

Mushen is a ghetto word for mouth

oi jess close your dirty mushen

by lolmushenlol November 25, 2015

bag of mashed assholes

a visual reference used when describing something very ugly

Geez, have you seen Brian's date? She's uglier than a bag of mashed assholes.

by Dallas "Big D" October 24, 2008

Musheshtan

A word recently discovered when listening to the Pokemon Theme song in Reverse

OHHHH MUSHESHTAN!

by Marshingtingodick October 10, 2009

mashed pootatoes

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.

Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."

by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

Mushette

A lady mush! Female version of a mush.

That's a tasty mushette their mush! Does she have a nice fanny?

by Mr MUSHER! May 10, 2011

Musted Molly

When someone covers their nipple in mustard and gently massages it in another's ear.

Where's the dijon?! Oh that's right, Lizzy used it for a Musted Molly last night.

by Bladed June 1, 2010