Marta

She owns multiple men in her basement

please help im one of them please get me the fuck out of here I cant handle it anymore

- Marta :)

by Exciteddd July 31, 2021

murtas

A Russian for marihuana, grass, weed. Widely used in Kaliningrad.

-Murtas jest'?
-Got some weed?

-Eh, murtasiku by...
-I'd have a smoke...

by Ilya Shinkarenko January 4, 2009

Murtada

Murtaḍā, lit. 'the One pleasing to God') or Murtaza, also spelled Mortaza or Morteza. (Persian: مرتضى ) is a common Muslim name of Arabic origin.

Murtada king

by Heleenaa June 29, 2021

Mortarboard

The square hat people use when graduating.

"Hey, I am wearing a mortarboard"
"no."

by NicoCharrua November 16, 2019

Chronic Mortality

The disease that causes the eventual death of most living organisms.

I have chronic mortality, it will cause my death in 666 years.

by Fortcraft October 2, 2016

Mortal Kombat X

A game that has evolved extremely over the last 2 decades. A good alternative to masturbation, especially when you get really stressed.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Mortal Kombat X with your daddy?

Boy: But dad, that game looks scary... Dad?

Dad: *Burns Call of Duty Ghosts* Dad wins, Fatality!

Boy: *faints*

by Davcoll, the swag monkey thing May 1, 2015

Mortally Challenged

How Demons in the Doom series are referred to by humans, especially ARC Employees. It’s an ongoing joke showing humans being sensitive to demons that are literally destroying their world. It takes the piss out of recent conversations about “political correctness” and makes it into a joke.

ARC Employee: Remember, “Demon” can be an offensive term, refer to them as “Mortally Challenged”.

by kidkruschev February 15, 2021