murdoc

Murdoc Niccals is the badass bass player for the kick-ass band Gorillaz. He is a Satanist, and will bring doom to you all. Kind of looks like The Beatles after a green day, and far too much alcohol. Has pointy teeth. Kickass.

Murdoc pwns you and your music.

by That Little Short Person Whose Name You Forgot June 5, 2005

Murdoc Niccals

A satanic pickle who plays bass, most fans dislike him for abusing the lead singer 2D

Person: I hate Murdoc Niccals. He sucks
Person 2: how dare you— Murdoc is my dad

by O.LUCIPURR.O September 25, 2019

Murdoch's Law

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows , the probability of an ad hominem attack by a Progressive involving the source of a fact will be dismissed as coming from Fox News.

"Oh really? You get that from Fox News?"

"You must be watching Fox News"

"Murdoch's Law, is a type of ad hominem"

by Cal A Feit January 24, 2015

Rupert Murdoch

A "Rupert Murdoch" is a sexual act in which the person pisses on the bodies of murdered children and soldiers, then ejaculates on them, thus making the piss/semen mix "fair and balanced".

I heard that you can get a Rupert Murdoch in Bangkok for only 5 dollars.

by Practical Anarchist July 12, 2011

Murdoc

The kind of person who has no boundaries, is always getting into trouble, does insane things on a daily basis, and is overall not the person you want to be involved with. They've got a huge ego and think they're above the law, so they'll do everything from steal, lie, cheat, beat someone up, get into car crashes, light stuff on fire... maybe even murder a dude if they felt like it. Just a big-shot who you shouldn't trust your car-keys with, or anything for that matter. Named after the insane bass guitarist of the Gorillaz, Murdoc Niccals.

Person 1: Hey, guys! The bridge is out! Let's go drive our car off of it and see what happens!
Person 2: Uh, that seems like a really bad idea.
Person 1: Oh, come on, pussy! What are you afraid of? Just jump out if the car catches fire and you'll be fine!
Person 2: Yeah, I'd rather not die, thanks.
Person 3 (to person 2): Don't listen to Murdoc over here. He's nuts. Let's just go get breakfast.

by Sentret Sparkle September 24, 2018

murdocked

To be mislead by or receive the ill effects of a co-worker or peers stupidity or incompetence.

Holly had told her co-worker that she had prepared her customers order before she left for the day and it was ready for pickup. When the customer arrived after she left and the order was not complete he realized that he had been murdocked.

by Pasadina Montgomery March 24, 2009

Pulling a Murdoch

A double murder-suicide. Named after First Officer William Murdoch who shot two people dead before taking his own life (as portrayed in the 1997 hit film Titanic).

"Holy crap, did you hear that Johnson got laid off? I hope he isn't thinking of coming back here with an AK-47 and pulling a Murdoch!"

by MisterHand December 21, 2009