Morbed

Absolutely beating the shit out of your wife.

Person 1: *heavily breathing like after slapping the monkey* Yo, I just morbed.
Person 2:What the hell does that mean?
Person 1:I just beat the shit out of my wife

by Penismonke42069 June 13, 2022

Murked

When you are so high that you are unable to do anything, move, or speak.

After taking a huge hit off the bong, Joe's friends asked him if he was ok, but he was so murked that he couldn't respond.

by dfolse February 1, 2010

Mursed

when someone is angry, vexed or pissed off.

i was mursed last night.

by Billy Doyle February 2, 2006

Murked

Stoned

Jay: Dude, i havnt been this blasted since college man.
Bob's parrot: Ya dude, You look murked.

by zomatrocity January 22, 2011

murked

when a person gets messed up in an injury kind of way.

he got murjed at the subway station.

by antoinette fleming February 19, 2003

murked

A elitist member of the Enemy Territory: Quake Wars community.

that murked is really l337!

by Fat4l1ty January 15, 2008

Murked

1. To be completely and utterly owned and / or killed.

2. To be heinously hideous and ugly.

"I completely murked Tim in COD 5!"

"Did you see that girl Chloe? She is so murked!"

by ilykemudkipz January 25, 2009