Mfundo

Mfundo means education in Zulu. If you meet a Mfundo, just know that he is highly educated. He is charming, an amazing kisser and turns heads (of both men and women) EVERYWHERE he goes because he is that fine. He has a heart of gold and has a genuine love for people. But don’t his kindness for weakness because the last place you want to be is on his bad side! If you ever find this God, never let him go!

Damn, he’s fine and educated!? He must be a Mfundo!

by Amazulu Wifey March 16, 2019

mondo duke

the act of taking a massive shit that leaves behind an aftermath worse than the nukes that were dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima

"hey can you watch my grandfather for me? I've got to take a mondo duke

by dat boi 666 May 15, 2016

Mondo dook

When you have to take a huge shit.

Sal had to leave work to go take a mondo dook.

by Michelle Willis KY April 25, 2017

Mendoza Eyes

The condition of getting intoxicated with the symptoms of beer goggles results in trying to fuck every moving girl including fob looking girls on their periods. It may also cause the person to add +12 rating on a 1-10 scale to a girl he is trying to fuck and will ultimately lead to bringing drunk ugly chicks back to the dorm.

Andrew: Damn dude did you see how hot that girl was last night?
Joseph: Nah dude she was like a -5, you had Mendoza eyes!
Andrew: Aw fuck!

by fuckingshitshit October 27, 2014

buttery mando

this act should be performed during foreplay.

A buttery mando is when a person with high strung calves rubs butter over their leg then has their girlfriend lick it off.

oi bro, whys your leg all red?

i had my bitch doing the buttery mando all night.

Fuck yeah

by the smelly jew August 31, 2010

Mondo Owada

*SPOILERS*A cool dude that everyone thinks is gay with Kiyotaka Ishimaru. (Personally, Y E S.)
Ultimate Biker Gang Leader
Killed his brother 🥺
My top kin 🙏
Lord have mercy this butter tastes awful...

Have you heard of Mondo Owada? He’s such a cool dude.

by mondoowada January 31, 2021

MandoMoneyShot

When you convince your significant other to perform oral sex on you in complete darkness. Unbeknownst to your significant other, you have carefully stashed a Boba Fett mask nearby, along with an adjustable portable desk light (can be purchased on Amazon). Immediately prior to your climax, carefully don the Boba Fett mask and have the portable desk light positioned correctly. Upon blasting your partner in the face, whether you shoot or spray, you immediately light up the room with Boba Fett mask covering your face. Subsequent to your significant other wearing your load or spray, you must utter the words "This is the way." Best done under the influence of hallucinogenic substances.

Ted: How was your night, did you finally get oral from your girlfriend?

Fred: It was amazing, I blasted her in the face and then when I turned on the lights I was wearing that Boba Fest mask you got me. Total MandoMoneyShot. They might as well just hand me over the dark saber.

by Moon Chan April 20, 2023