Lai Muhammed

(of a person) a chronic liar; a person who never tell the truth.

A state of always telling lies.

Stop being Lai Muhammed.

He has laied muhammed the masses again.

by ProfAustin May 6, 2021

flying muhammed

When a man wraps a shawarma around his penis and uses it to masturbate, while the other participant catches the garlic sauce in their mouth and eats the shawarma without biting the penis.

"Dude, last night my girl and I had lebanese food, she gave me a flying muhammed."

by moombahton September 12, 2012

dirty muhammed

When a couple smokes marijuana then blows the smoke into a woman’s pussy.
Then proceeds to bum fuck her all night.

Yo bro! I just gave my girlfriend a dirty Muhammed

by Dixklicker November 2, 2020

Filthy Muhammed

When you bang a virgin so good that she gets 72 of her virgin friends to hit you up

Dude I hit it so hard with Vanessa I did a filthy Muhammed. 72 of her friends hit me up

by Rsand January 26, 2025

do you know Muhammed

A point of reference in a "Game". Where he answer can't be one of the same .. When player 1 answers if they "know" "no" or "don't know".

Do you know Muhammed? I do "know" Muhammed. I "no" Muhammed. Or they "know" him.

by Mr. Chris September 5, 2023

Durka Durka Jihad Muhammed

This is a very common phrase in Arabic, meaning "Hello, I am Muhammed the Terrorist."

Bin Laden: "Durka Muhammed jihad fatwa?"

Terrorist: "Durka durka jihad Muhammed!"

Bin Laden: "Ah, fatwa durka jihad allah?"

Terrorist: "Durka allah jihad fatwa!"

by Infinitussy September 13, 2025

Mohammed bin Salmonella

Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.

- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."

by O. W. Tongueincheek December 9, 2021