by jackin kevackie November 3, 2008
Get the muffstache mug.When a clean shaven man performs oral sex on a woman who hasn't shaved her bush. This usually causes a tickling sensation on the man's face.
Guy 1: Uhhgg Margaret gave me the grossest muffstache ride last night!
Guy 2: That's disgusting dude....
Guy 2: That's disgusting dude....
by DC Boyz January 30, 2012
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A faux religion dictating humping bookbags as a sport, drawing Sharpie on your arms is art, doing stupid dances in public is cool, the crazier the outfit the better, wearing things that don't match is a fashion statement, kaleidoscopes are awesome, food rocks out loud and your mission in life is to freak people out, become a success on your own terms & not hurting too many people along the way.
Muffintology motto: Freaking the norms out is cool but the REAL challenge is to freak out the weirdos too!
by Muffin Kaleidoscope Sex Bunny January 11, 2008
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Get the Muffstache mug.1. The small mustache known to be on a trimmed muffin.
*Hence the word Muff-tache.*
2. the bunch of crumbs a man gets on his huge mustache after eating a good muffin.
*the muffin in this definition does not refer to the muffin in the last definiton*
*Hence the word Muff-tache.*
2. the bunch of crumbs a man gets on his huge mustache after eating a good muffin.
*the muffin in this definition does not refer to the muffin in the last definiton*
1. -Dude 1: Hey!, have you seen Jane's Muffstache?!
-Dude 2: Who hasn't?!
-Dude 3: Oh is that the Jane with a hitler looking mufftache?
2. Jack: Man i thought everyone was checking me out until they told me i had crumbs in my mustache!
Bob: Yea, i hate having a Muffstache! its such a mojo-killer!
-Dude 2: Who hasn't?!
-Dude 3: Oh is that the Jane with a hitler looking mufftache?
2. Jack: Man i thought everyone was checking me out until they told me i had crumbs in my mustache!
Bob: Yea, i hate having a Muffstache! its such a mojo-killer!
by Reaper727 September 26, 2009
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A really good band name is Muffstache.
by A Creative Pseudonym December 16, 2008
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1. An insult to a person meaning that they are a pussy
2. When a vagina hurts
1. An insult to a person meaning that they are a pussy
2. When a vagina hurts
by Mimscicle August 18, 2009
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