Munging

A topic of discussion so repulsively grotesque that it will destroy relationships and leave the participants irreperably scarred.

David was foolish enough to mention the word 'munging' on a date. She never spoke to him again.

by David the Unwise November 10, 2008

Mudring

A Mud Ring is the perfect circle formed in a grown ass mans underpants after he sharts.

After Jack sharted he threw his undies in the laundry hamper, Cindy went to take care of the laundry then asked Jack is that a mudring on your underpants.. Cindy then asks Jack why is the mud so thick,

by Whats that football kids name December 21, 2010

mugging off

to fob someone off with an excuse; to mug someone off and tell them blatant lies

1. i'm busy tonight so i'll mug Dale off with some excuse that i can't see him after work

2. are you mugging me off with an excuse? (questioning somebody's sincerity)

3. you're lying to me. you're mugging off

by incriminati April 24, 2007

mudring

1) The area around the anus where the skin is darker in color than the rest of the body. The mudring if often bleaced by porn stars to make it look nonexistent and thus make the asshole look more enticing.

2) The area around the balloon knot.

My brother has the biggest, dirtiest mudring I've ever seen.

by Hew Janus December 28, 2006

i went mudding

When you are engaging in anal intercourse and the female releases a large quantity of feces upon ones penis.

Was deep in Jenny last night and I went mudding. Word to the wise, get it off the balls as soon as possible.

by Captaincease November 21, 2019

Social Mugging

A regular mugging will rob you of your possessions. Money, your watch, a phone maybe. A social mugging will rob you of something far more precious. Your time. The standard interaction for people you don't know very well (or don't really like) is to simply say "Morning" and they reply with "Morning". We all know this. You can even try the throwaway "How's it going?" BUT BE WARNED. Some people will see this as a conversational opener and will then proceed to tell you their life story. Walking away will not help at this point, nor will pretending to be otherwise engaged in other tasks. Like a well trained limpet they will stick like glue until they have robbed you of your time, and most of your soul. Leaving you shaken, upset and worried for all future outings.

Husband: Hey honey, you ok? You like hell! You only went out for bread 2 hours ago??
Wife: I saw Jennifer and said "Hi ya, you ok?".... BIG MISTAKE
Husband: (laughs) You know the village shop is a hotspot for social mugging!!

by Obi Jon Kenobi September 4, 2018

Shivy Mugging

To give someone a shiny mug, one pile drives or absolutely destroys them. This could be in the form of a hit or a strong backhand to the face. It can be applied to sports as well. If Chad Johnson got hit so hard that his helmet went flying off, he got shivy mugged.

Past tense
"Damn bro you fucking wrecked that dudes shit"
"yeah bro I shivy mugged his ass"

Present Tense
"I swear to God I'm shivy mugging his ass if he doesn't shut his face hole"

by GriffzZ September 13, 2018