A fother mucker has a serious design defect. Never play him or her for a sucker because they earn their respect. They're basically like a CD in your stereo system that you can't eject, like a hardstyle DJ that just wrecks your neck. Like the best looking bitches, they'll keep your dick erect.
by Axkopfealix August 12, 2010

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by Leprachrons January 04, 2009

Named Joey, sometimes goes by slang name Puuch. Mucks ass 9-5 like it's his day job. Professional ass mucker.
by Ass Mucker May 11, 2015

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by MacInBlack April 17, 2020
