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Vaginal Mucus Pouch

Where the majority of the vaginal mucus resides.
My teacher was so mad, she busted her vaginal mucus pouch and leaked all over the floor!
by Timmaheseseeses December 1, 2009
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Mucus plug

A small mass of cervical mucus formed during pregnancy of a biological female. It is found at the cervical opening (if you finger-bang a chick deep enough, that "knobby" feeling thing in there) to prevent external and vaginal pathogens entering the womb during gestation (via the cervix of course, the baby head can still get Zika-ed.) It also keeps your jizz from getting all over the fœtus when you plow a pregnant chick, so no pedo.
Near the end of term, the plug will dislodge and exit: typically shortly before or after her water breaks (if it's not induced or whatevs.) This is called the "show" or "bloody show," and basically looks like her snatch sneezed (a cunt-achoo if you will.) Some vaginal trauma, REALLY rough pounding, or prolonged coitus involving a Mandingo can dislodge the pussy-booger earlier than nature intends, but another will form to replace it eventually; extra care must be taken to not introduce additional opportunistic bacteria or pathogens until this happens (so no ATV Intercourse if possible, or fucking any filthy, swamp dick-ed truckers.)
Remember men and/or lesbians! It's absolutely fine to rail a preggo, they get sloppy-wetter than usual, you can drop as many loads as you want, and her vajayjay gets real crowded during those last few months; feels great! Just when that mucus plug comes out, be ready to beat off for several weeks after...
by Jackalodeath August 28, 2016
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muchu

real creature who collects soles of children and leaves. however, the child is never the same after the encounter. good news is that they live, for I was a victim of the muchu
Person 1: Oh no, the muchu took my sole.

Janell(Person 2): You're screwed...
by muchuman April 16, 2015
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bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta

1) Large ball of mucous filled with blood that proceeds a homosexual party where the participants shove their fists up each others ass in a sodomistic fashion.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Look at that bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.

You're a bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
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Mucus in the Basement

When mucus comes out of a female's vagina when she is excited; discharge.
I got Mucus in the Basement when I saw his hot body.
by monibling January 19, 2009
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Mucus plug

Sticking your finger in someone else's runny nose!
Kevin did a mucus plug on Jeff because he has Krtinich and it made his nose run!
by Bigrow August 26, 2016
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spray mucus

A connoisseur of very large buttocks, internet pornography, naked weight training. Often found in orange county or whereever migrant farm workers gather. Continuously chasing the elusive threesome and all long haired barn animals.
Keep Spray Mucus away from your goats.
by Hector Day Man December 13, 2006
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