Mr. Scat wants freedom

A nice way to imply defecation when in mixed company.

Gentleman #1: Ugh, excuse me, i've got to go!

*runs off*

Lady: What's the matter with him?

Gentleman #2: Madame, it sounds as though Mr. Scat wants freedom.

by kcar January 11, 2009

Mr. Scott

A fucking beautiful being full of amazingness. Probably a science teacher, and a minimum 7 in cock.

Kid 1: Wow, did you hear Mr. Scott penetrated the student?

by Mr.ScottDabioly June 6, 2018

Mr. Scruffles

A stuffed bunny that lives in my room...

Mr. SCRUFFLES!!!! I told you not to look at me while im jacking off!

by Can 0 S0up October 4, 2008

Mr. Schaefer

A really cool teacher who's the shit! He's bald and is AMAZING. He doesn't give out homework and he's able to kick anyone's ass! His glasses are his best feature. Best damn teacher in East Troy!

Person 1: Who do you have for Science?
Person 2: Mr. Schaefer!
Person 1: You lucky whore!

by The Dreamcatcher! December 17, 2012

Mr Sir Officer President Scrunch Skunklen

Scrunch Skunklen, he is the sir officer president of the city skrunklevil of wibbil wobble do da.

Look, it's, Mr Sir Officer President Scrunch Skunklen

by TD21 July 3, 2023

Mr. Science

A term used to mock the anthropomorphization of the systematic enterprise known as Science done by intellectually lazy political activists and college freshman who believe that they're well informed because they clicked on a facebook science article.

Individuals who quote "science" like it was a living person can regularly be found following the Facebook page "I Fucking Love Science" or most science/tech pages on Reddit.

Dumb Asshole #1: Science says that essential oils can cure cancer!
Joe: Really? When did Mr. Science say that?

Dumb Asshole #2: Did you hear that science found traces of micro-bacteria on asteroids?
Other Joe: I didn't know Mr. Science was an astronaut!

by TotallyNotJoe September 20, 2018

Mr. Mad Scientist

Someone who is a tryhard at making relatable memes, but their 4D Chess-level IQ prevent anyone from actually having a chance of understanding their cringe humor.

Oh look, it's Mr. Mad Scientist over here making crap jokes. No wonder he sticks to doing science.

by InfernoDiamond November 15, 2018