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Mozzarella Tits

mot-suh-rel-luh tits noun

The culinary art of serving mozzarella sticks to a patron betwixt the (preferably perky) tits of the waitress/stripper
Hey let’s head over Minx for some mozzarella tits on lunch.
by Hugh Jasol 24 March 9, 2019
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Mozzarella Cheesedick

The act of using a mozzarella stick in place of one's dick, then taking a bite out of it after placing in any or all orfices.
He straight mozzarella cheesedicked her ass after they cooked in the air fryer.
by JJ4ever February 11, 2022
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Drunk Mozzarella

You guys call it Drunk Cheddar nowadays!? Back in my day we got Drunk Mozzarella as fuck!!!
by sargentoflynn March 9, 2022
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The first meal L cooked for H, which is also according to L the most romantic thing he has done.

H posted a picture of L cooking this dish
I: What was the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?

L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)
by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022
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Mozzarella

Mozzarella is a type of cheese made from Italian buffalo's milk by the pasta filata method. Mozzarella is also used in popular dishes throughout many countries, though originally Italian.
If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine and make buffalo mozzarella.
- Michael O'Leary
by negativecr33p December 10, 2017
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Mozzarella Snack Sticks

This nosh is produced by T.G.I. Friday's and includes very few ingredients found in nature. Under optimal conditions, the flavor is intended to be the chemical approximation of cheese.
The bouquet of T.G.I. Friday's Mozzarella Snack Sticks is complicated by a secret catalyst: previously-shed uterine lining.
by Nude Fontanelle August 14, 2009
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Mozzarella Stick

The act or instance of jerking off immediately after eating Doritos, without licking the cheese of your fingers first
After playing Call of Duty for 48 hours straight, I had a bag of Doritos, performed the Mozzarella Stick, and washed myself with mountain dew.
by False_Prince January 26, 2015
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