MOBASM

MOBASM. mow-baz-uhm
noun
1. the physical sensation experienced adjacent to the pocket in which your mobile phone normally resides. Sensation is identical to the phones vibrate frequency, causing the recipient to check their phone only to find it has not actually gone off.
2. Buzzing sensation felt in the epidermis, causing the recipient to believe their phone is vibrating.
note:
The phone does not even need to be anywhere near you to experience a mobasm.
verb (used without object)
3. to have a mobasm.
adjective
4. mobasmic
Multiple mobasm - several mobasms in a short space of time
Fake mobasm - when your phone is actually ringing.

To have a mobasm.

by ayjayoh21 May 13, 2016

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MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome)

MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome) is a psychological condition that affects many people born between the years of 1985 and 2000.

Symptoms of MOAS

- Apologizing for things that do not need an apology.
- Apologizing excessively.

- Apologizing continuously even after the other person has accepted your apology
- Feelings of guilt for not meeting unrealistic expectations.
- Invalidating one’s own feelings / rationalizing them as insignificant.
- Self-Gaslighting

Person 1: Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Person 2: You don't need to be sorry for that.

Person 1: Sorry.
Person 2: Stop apologizing. You must have MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome).

by kkkkkatie May 17, 2018

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mobasoft

Mobasoft is a pseudo-acronym comprised of these parts:

MO=abbreviation for Missouri
BA=Based
SOFT=software

A Missouri Based Software company

Mobasoft, A Missouri Based Software company

by Michael B September 3, 2006

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metasheep

Insult in MOBAs, particularly League of Legends, that is used to refer to low-level players who treat the current metagame as gospel despite the fact that it's far more relevant for pros than it is for your average schmuck in solo queue. When you rage at someone for doing something sensibly unconventional regardless of how well it's working while asking everyone to report them, you're being a metasheep.

Notice how I said "sensibly unconventional", however. Sensibly unconventional is sending a champ who doesn't normally go in a particular lane into that lane to said lane because they counter the enemy pick for that lane. It is NOT sending a champ who is woefully unsuited for a role to do it anyways just because it's unconventional. You're not breaking the meta by doing the latter, you're just being a little prick. People doing the latter sometimes use "metasheep" as an epithet for the teammates who are quite rightfully bitching them out for it, but they're still in the wrong.

Ex. 1:

"omg noob swain cant top gg i afk"
"Shut the fuck up, retard metasheep."

Ex. 2:

"0/5/0? What the fuck, Vayne? How could you think that going mid vs Panth was a good idea?"
"lol stfu fag metasheep"

by 37 Dicks January 13, 2013

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Metaslave

Someone who plays a multiplayer video game and refuses to use any weapons/characters/skills that aren't considered "meta."

Although someone who uses the meta can be someone who simply enjoys using the most reliable tactics available, "Metaslave" is used to describe someone who sees anyone who doesn't use the meta as an idiot or noob and may even berate those who refuse to comply with their demands.

Originated from League of Legends to describe someone who uses an overpowered champion in order to climb up the competitive ranks.

"Hey, why did Todd get banned from the community server?"
"He kept yelling at this dude for using a machine gun instead of an SMG. He was promptly called a Metaslave then perma-banned."

by Idiotinfrontofadesk August 27, 2021

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