McShits

What you get after eating too much McDonalds food

Me - Mate, I've got the McShits
Random person - Oh yeah? Too much McDonalds food?
Me - Exactly

by Quicksand Jesus May 10, 2004

McShit

Entering a fast food restaurant with the sole intention of using their toilets. If you tell a passing staff member that you'll buy their food afterwards, you have taken a McShit With Lies.

"Right... hold on people, I need to go for a McShit."

by KHD August 2, 2003

McShit

Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as aMcShit with Lies.

I'm just off for a McShit.

by Apple martini2 December 30, 2008

Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.

Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

by A real fking god. September 3, 2018

mushit

When you download music that says its one thing but really is something else. can also be used when someone adds words or lines into music

Dave: hey man, what is this shit?

Greg: i supposedly downloaded "i love college" but this sounds like...cher! its too horrible!!!

Dave: damn this is mushit!


Jenna: Yeah! this is great musi-

Song: Free ringtones! at www.myrings.com

Jenna: aww what mushit

by urbanfalafel March 30, 2009

meshitis

Is the inflammation surrounding an implanted surgical mesh. Often caused by the body rejecting the mesh.

The patient was was suffering acute pain caused by meshitis.

by mcfc1961 July 23, 2019

Mouhit

Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

Damn dude your Mouhit.

by Makeacreativenameyoudipshit November 10, 2020