misassume

to incorrectly assume

Amanda's parents misassumed that her reluctance to do her homework was because of her laziness, but it was really because of her recent fight with her boyfriend.

by MirandaJM June 21, 2011

Masashi Kishimoto

Super awesome genius behind the wonderful anime/manga Naruto, a golden seiries only a true asian can turn out.

I must bow dowm to Masashi Sama.

by Freud January 3, 2005

slow as molasses

Extremely slow, not moving fast, taking extra time

" I was trying to get the kids ready but Charlie was being as slow as molasses on a tin roof" "She's taking her time with her homework. I swear she is slower than molasses"

by Wearytaco January 10, 2019

Mohasky

Synonym for marijuana.

I'm just groovin' on this new mohasky.

by Mohasky_Man April 28, 2011

molasfuck

A combination of the words molasses and fuck. Generally associated with people who are extremely slow.

Wow, this guy in front of me is slower than molasfuck!

by BruceFuckYouWillis February 3, 2014

Masasuchawato

Original originating from Spanish,Being a Masasuchawato means that you are packing a smaller average penis size when flaccid.

Yo bro I heard from Alan that Cristian might be a Masasuchawato.

by Streptocockus February 27, 2019

mocasbuns

one of my favorite mutuals on TikTok!! their posts never fail to make me smile/laugh!

yooo! you’re mutuals with mocasbuns?? That’s so cool!! I love his content!

by tarfagilicous June 11, 2021