bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

by anonymous April 23, 2023

Ultra-Maroon

Noun - a person of such stupidity, that they are an even bigger moron than normal.

"What an Ultra-maroon!" - Bugs Bunny

by Pocketspy April 15, 2009

Mormon Car Bomb

The cocktail created by taking an empty shot glass and dropping it into your (mostly) full glass of water.

"Dude! After doing our shots of Jager last night, Jeff and I did some Mormon Car Bombs! They were killer!"

by ideaman December 6, 2013

mormon pussy

A term used referring to anal sex in SLC. In Salt Lake City a lot of girls, usually Mormons, are under the impression that they will remain a virgin if they have anal sex instead of vaginal intercourse. Thus remaining "pure" in order to be married in a Mormon temple. The logic is a bit screwed but it can be a good time for the fellas in town...

Person 1: So, did you hear "Brittany" isn't a virgin?
Person 2: Of course I heard, I beat her Mormon pussy up for days.
Person 1: Damn, I'll bet she had a hard time sitting down after that.
Person 2: Haha.

by Mawdefy March 19, 2014

Maroon Poon

The result of placing ones penis into a bootyhole then remove said penis then inserting it into a vagina while it's menstruating. The results are a concoction of blood and feces that resembles the color maroon.

"Omg Neto totally maroon pooned Mrs. Big BootyHoe."

by Bahhhginia May 19, 2015

The Mormon Riviera

The Orange Coast. This stretches from Huntington to Dana Point. In particular, Newport Beach during the summer is inundated with a Mormon horde, complete with BYU pop-up tents. Meanwhile, any Mormon girl between 18-25 will post a picture on this stretch of beach in a given summer. After all, that one-piece isn’t going to rake in a Marriott School dude if nobody sees it.

(Australian accent) Like the swallows of Capistrano, these Mormons innately return to the Mormon Riviera each year- to bask, attract a mate, tend to their young, and revive their mommy-blogs. The majesty of these creatures.

by AbradolphLincler June 5, 2018

Mormon bomb

The action of sending Mormons to someone's residence by entering their address on the Mormon website to sign them up for a free Book of Mormon and annoying presentation on their doctrines.

I totally Mormon bombed Alden this week, it was hilarious.

by VLuc December 9, 2008