mornification

The act of sexual intercourse early in the day, derived from the words "morning" and "fornification".

"Screw Folger's! The best part of waking up is mornification!"

"I called in sick to work because I knew there was going to be some sweet mornification."

by duhboss June 18, 2009

Gastric Fornication

A "smart" way of saying anal sex.

That chick sure loves gastric fornication.

by Das Professional De Gas March 10, 2010

Cornication

When a female, (or male) proceeds to enduce sexual pleasure with an ear of corn

did you see that chick Cornicate her self... i have never seen someone so satisfied from Cornication

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 30, 2009

Fornication

When you take a vacation to stay home and play fortnite for a week straight

“Where is Brock I haven’t seen him at work?”

He is on fornication!
“Is he fucking out of wedlock?”
No
“Is he fucking himself?”
No,
He is at home playing fortnite

by Tabbber August 7, 2019

fornication

a cochroach ,
serious, search fornication in google images

`` hello im a bug ``

by sofia March 14, 2004

Self Fornication

The fornicating (Fucking) of ones self to ones self.

Lacey: I've been really stressed lately, and I haven't been with a man in a while. I don't know what to do!!
Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)

by T.S Elliot (Modernist) May 20, 2011

Pornication

The attempt of a porn watchee to fornicate with whichever electronic device he/she is using to watch porn.

Billy can no longer see whats on his computer screen due to his multiple acts of pornication.

by Erik Villoria June 9, 2007