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Rigor Mortis

Rigor Mortis happens about 3-6 hours after death. It starts in the head, and goes down to the feet. It begins to leave through the feet and exits through the head. This has nothing to do with blood. That is post mortem lividty. Rigor mortis occurs as a result of a chemical change in the muscles of the decedent, causing them to become very stiff and difficult to manipulate.

Also, this has nothing to do with erections that is called a "priapism".
Because this person has been dead for 13 hours, rigor mortis has set in, and I am having trouble moving them.
by DanniCupcake October 28, 2007
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Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School

A totally amazing high school located outside of Jackson, Wisconsin.

A high school filled with easy women and where 98% of the students are loaded with cash. Kettle Moraine Lutheran also has a much higher drug problem compared to other Lutheran high schools.

Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School (KML) is wayy better at sports than any other school in their conference, especially Laconia and Winnebago Lutheran Academy, also known as WLA or "pooptard acadamy" by some students.

Kettle Moraine Lutheran has about 430 students and continues to grow year after year.

In sports KML dominates year after year, the Chargers have consistently won state in Volleyball, Women's Soccer, Cheerleading, and always is a strong contender with every other sport.

While Kettle Moraine Lutheran continues to excell at everything they do, Winnebago Lutheran continues to be stupid.
Man 1: "Hey man! Did you win at that basketball game yesterday?"

Man 2: "Nahhh man... We played Kettle Moraine Lutheran..."

Student 1: "Hey dude, I heard your transferring to Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School?"

Student 2: "yeahhh... I gotta get out of WLA man, Winnebago Lutheran sucks..."
by supermanX234K7 July 31, 2012
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nigga mortis

When a white person is hanging out with any amount of black people and drops the word nigga. They immediately stiffen up and stay as still as possible in the hopes that the black people won't recognize they said the word nigga.
Some random white dude says nigga to a bunch of black guys, then the nigga mortis occurs.
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Moretime

another word for ‘probably’ or ‘most likely
Friend: Are you free on Wednesday or Thursday to meet up!
Me: I’m free on both days but moretime Thursday
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Rick Moranis

The sexual act of adorning a homemade tactical helmet/magnifying glass and suspending yourself with a harness, above a splaying woman sitting in a kiddie pool filled with milk and Cheerios, in order to perform cunnilingus on her.
I totally Rick Moranis'd this girl yesterday. It was awesome.
by CHOPPER_DAVE September 26, 2009
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Moratron

A name you call someone when they are being more than an ordinary moran.
I thought of this name when hanging playing with my little brother.
Toby - "No don't turn my PS4 of I'm playing Uncharted 4 you moratron." or "That really hurt you moratron."
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