Thomas Mouass

a train; ugly

*looks at train*
oh em gee, it’s a thomas mouass!!!!!!!

get yo mouass in here!!

by godzillaisgrandeisobese June 25, 2018

Slower than molasses

to move or function in a slow sloth like way..compared to cooking molasses in a slow cooker.

this bus is moving slower than molasses!

by sweetsincerity January 19, 2009

Molasshole

(n.) A butthole completely filled with molasses, syrup, or any other sticky substance.

(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."

1. Guy 1: So...I fucked that girl you were after last night.
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.

2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

whore with morals

A slut, whore, trick, or otherwise promiscuous girl who plays it chill like she's sweet and innocent.

"Now that's what you call a whore with morals."

by Nick Nguyen August 22, 2006

Alanis Morissette

reached the pinacle of success in her late teens in canada as a cheerful pop singer. Then Uncle Joey from Full House dumped her and she became all femanistic and reached global success in the mid 90's with her songs about angst.

Her pre-breakup songs were very bubblegum pop. Then she came out with songs like "You oughta know" and "Ironic."

by coolkid4 September 6, 2005

Alanis Morissette

A Canadian singer who has a powerful singing voice and has written some pretty amazing songs. Her most well-known hit is 'Ironic' and the album people remember her by is 'Jagged Little Pill'. Shame really. I have 'The Collection' and there are some fantastic songs on that.

It's a shame people only remember Alanis Morissette for 'Ironic'

by The-Movie-Goddess January 19, 2007

Grandma's Molasses

The worst type of diarrhea imaginable. It wants to come out but it's too busy becoming an awful mess on the inner sides of your ass cheeks, and will not let go.

I'd really love to hang out with you tonight, but Grandma's Molasses has been plaguing me all day and it just won't end!

by Bip Bip Daniels May 23, 2010