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principals morning tea

a sexual position in which the woman does a hand-stand and the man supports the womans' legs while giving her oral sex
I decided that I was going to treat my wife to a principals morning tea
by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007
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top of the mornin

Something jacksepticeye says very loud, very often.
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDDIEEEES!!!
by Lladdie February 9, 2018
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Mr. Moran

A homeless drug addicted ape that has constant autism attacks. He tends to spank his table with a back and forth motion like Hitler and during that process he screams SIMMER DOWN or ITS GETTING TOO LOUD IN HERE. He teaches about things he doesn´t understand. His car is a 1994 Honda with cardboard doors. He has made love to his computer which is also a 1994 windows -1. He currently has 3 computers due it.
Do we have Mr. Moran! Said Josh

Jumps off window....
by Windows_10 April 11, 2019
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Morning Blow

The act of giving/receiving oral sex upon waking up.
I can't get out of bed without a morning blow to go with my cup of joe.
by TK_ASS March 22, 2013
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All morninger

The act of waking up around 4-5 AM or earlier for the purpose of getting some goddamn work/studying done.
I pulled an all morninger to study for an exam I won't pass anyways.

I pulled an all morninger to do that project I left lying around for 2 months...
by nobodygotthisname August 2, 2009
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South China Morning Post

A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.

A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)

Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up
by Jagohno October 21, 2020
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