mustache monorail

one person getting railed/dry-humped/oral sex by a single unit that happens to have a hairy upper lip.

guy #1: what did you do last night?"
guy #2: i mustached monorailed some bitch all night long!
guy #3: trust me, you're welcome. do not mustache monorail my mother ever again!
guy #2: deal.....

by eatshitanddie666 May 30, 2010

Monorail

Prefered mode of mass-transit for Sriggers.

M'nahnahanh just rode overm'nah on the monrail'nah.

by Srig-o-rama December 1, 2003

monorailing

Something that everyone seems to want but nobody agrees on how to do.

The term monorailing is based on the struggle to establish a Washington State monorail, which had a very, very, very long history of the same. Many years of agreement that it needed to happen, but many, many, many years of discussion before it could happen.

by Julesong November 4, 2009

monorailed

Something that everyone seems to want, nobody agrees on how to do, and after many, many fruitless efforts simply cannot get done.

Damnit, I keep trying to get a water dispenser for the meeting areas at work... it must have been monorailed at the President's office, huh?

by Julesong November 4, 2009

Monorace Attraction

When your sexually attracted to only one race of humans.

I am not racist , I just have Monorace Attraction preferabiltiies.

by Billywso April 21, 2018

Monorailing

Verb, "To monorail" - Sex act where two men stand facing each other with tips of erect dicks touching. One man moves his fist back and forth over both penises, from the base of his, to the base of his partner's, and so on. The fist is the monorail car, the touching dicks are the length of track.

"Dude... did you and James fuck yet?" "Naw, man. We did some monorailing, but that's about it."

by reftsh July 5, 2018

monorail

when a man layes naked on his back while a woman - also naked - moves in such a manner that her pussy glides back and forth, up and down around the man’s dick, much like a monorail train glides on its single rail. Important to know that no penetration is involved in monorailing. Monorailing is made easier as the woman’s pussy gets wetter and wetter due to the friction and motion.

She wouldn’t let me bang her, but she was totally up for some monorailing.

Monorailing is a safer and enjoyable alternative to sex.

by Mister Bob Dobbaleena April 9, 2021