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MonkeyPants

The super cool future ruler of the world who is usually obsessed with Alexander the Great and reading books about domination, innovation and how to rule a nation.
You're such a MonkeyPants!

Who do you think you are - MonkeyPants???
by Your new boss July 22, 2004
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Monkeyfaceniggerbutt

This is what one calls another when someone is acting in a stupid manner.
Abdullah: Hey michelle, you look like a "dike"!
Michelle: You Monkeyfaceniggerbutt!
by Shaniqua Taraski September 8, 2008
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Sexual Monkeybars

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.
"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"
by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009
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monkeyface

Ol' Monkeyface was a pioneer to the Golden State of California during the gold rush. After having tried his luck at odd jobs on the mighty Mississippi and a failed trip to find riches in South America, Ol' Monkeyface continued his voyage around the tip of South America and headed to old San Francisco.

Whilst there he encountered a number of strange characters and had many strange adventures before heading to the Sutter Mill region of Northern California. While there he failed to find gold (though often was it on his mind) but had many adventures and he-hi-larity.

A particularly funny anecdote pertained to a time when he attempted to wrestle a dozen armadillos.

His descendents live in the East and North bay, close to San Ramon, CA
Ol' Monkeyface says: (some bit of dusty wisdom)
by Steven G. Harms October 28, 2004
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monkeyface

A lyrical alternative to 2010 pop "Pokerface" Used across Europe instead of the actual lyrics. It is a request for a male or female to ejaculate on the face of the the person singing it.

The intent is intended to be similar to "like I give a shit".

This phrase is also used as currency amongs those who attend dance festivals with an actually real world financial trade value.

It is also a counter culture identifier marking individuals out as rallying against "pop" culture, specifically manfactured popidols.
"Come on my, come on my, come on my, come-on-my-monkeyface"
by monkeyfacemoo March 9, 2010
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monkey fart

a person named monkey who is sliently but deadly
dude she is such a monkey fart
by dmurdha March 25, 2004
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monkeytarium

An area designed specifically for the safe and happy containment of monkeys or other primates.
Hey, that is a fine monkeytorium you have there. Perfect for a class 3 security gibbon.
by ChickenQuest Admin September 19, 2004
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