Mong

Adj: Someone with absolutely no function in brain ability and no motor skills. Retarded to the highest extent without being wheelchair bound. Retardation breeds in this person, it's the equivalent of cunt in the retard insults.
See also: Mong-Head, Dick-Mong, Mong-Tard, Spas-Mong, Re-Re-Mong.

Logan: Wow Oscar is such a fucking Mong.
Oscar: ThATs mY wORd YoU fUcKIng MoNg-HEaD!

by Chief Mong April 22, 2019

Mong

It's generally considered to be a person of low intelligence and poor personal hygiene and ugly like a dropped pie. A perfect example of a Mong is Isabelle zeva

That dog turd look s like a Mong as in that dog turd basically fits all the criteria to be issabelle zeva

by funkoar October 2, 2017

Mong

Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit

“Ye mate I was jus wanderin round town fucked of my face, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.”

by Mong cunt 421 May 29, 2018

Mong

An abbreviation for Mentally Wrong!!!

Beranoice. Your such a MONG

by hbhbvghvcuevbjlhqc June 27, 2010

Mong

The feminist movement of 2011. The word mong is fairly hard to define because it can only be truly understood and appreciated by feminists. The word mong refers to silly boys who are obsessed with the bro-code.

Ben: "I love cock"
Sean: "richhhh"
Mia: "your such a mong sean"

by feminist 4 lyf ** May 29, 2011

Mong

The sleepy manked out feeling after smoking weed.

I so monged out last night.

There's not much mong on this one.

by fomenting_glitter March 31, 2009

Mong

Male thong. Also called a banana hammock. Places seen: Beach, Mall, Bending over.

Hey Tim, check out that guy in the MONG! or
Did you see his MONG when he bent over?

by jgleblanc April 24, 2008