monkeyshit

an excrement produced by the animalia "monkey".

You're face looks like monkeyshit.

by The man is your daddy June 5, 2006

safe sex money shot

the sexual act of ejaculating into a condom then slapping or throwing the condom on the partner's face thus practicing a safe sex money shot

I have an extreme case of herpes so I only do safe sex money shots on girls I like, while a bare back money shots on whores.

by faboka December 2, 2009

money shot

A deliberate and deliberately visible cumshot performed for (hardcore) pornography. The money shot almost always involves male ejaculation on his partner's body:

1. In heterosexual porn, ejaculation might take place on the woman's face, breasts, or on her back or (especially at the climax of anal sex) butt crevasse;

2. In gay porn, at the climax of intercourse, ejaculation might take place on the other man's face or chest (especially when the "top" masturbates himself a good deal); but when the video or photo is given over to anal intercourse, more often than not ejaculation takes place on the small of the bottom's back, very close to the entry and exit point of such anal intercourse.

In both cases the money shot, no matter how unrealistic in terms of how actual people climax their sex, is a staple of the genre because it shows the male (or "top") getting his satisfaction; otherwise, how could we tell?

Also called "splatter shot".

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"I saw a nice Brazilian gay porn flick yesterday. Such beautiful guys, who the vid says are lovers in real life."

"Was there a money shot?"

"Sure there was. Top cummed on bottom's back, just like you'd expect."

by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

money shot

This term is often used to describe a pinnacle moment in an event or the best course of action. It doesn't have to be used in a sexual context.

After hours in a tough meeting, they find the perfect conclusion:

Tom, that's the money shot right there.

by Ed November 28, 2004

coca-cola money shot

You take a soda, sit down, and crack it open. Instantly, it fizzes out and sprays you with anything from a thin mist to the entire damn can.

You have just been the victim of a coca-cola money shot (also called a soda money shot).

Abernathy: "Gosh, it's been a long day; hand me a soda, will ya?"
Bernard: "No problem. *hands him a delicious carbonated beverage*"
Abernathy: "Thank you, my kind fellow! *cracks open tab* *is instantly victim of coca-cola money shot* GOODNESS GRACIOUS!"
Bernard: "Dear boy, you may want to take this to a more private room. *chortles*"

by Iin April 23, 2012

the money shot

Used in the adult film industry to describe the climax shot. This is usually when the male creams on the females breasts or in her mouth. Or in the case when Tom nuts on another male.

Tom was taking the 7 train home one night when he engaged in a gang bang with 5 hung indian men. They gave hime a dirty sanchez and then came the money shot all over his face. They procceded to shave his pubes and head and placed the hair on his cum soaked face to give him the abe lincoln look. When Tom got home his dad saw a pink sock hanging from his ass from the pounding he took and he said "welcome to the club son."

by Mr. Excitement August 6, 2006

Spider money shot

This is the arachnid version of the common finishing scene in a porn. When the female spider eats the male spider at the end of making love, this is the spider money shot.

Also sometimes defined as the result if Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Brazilian Wandering spider and developed Priapism, the state of a permanent erection, and could spurn spider silk from his urethra. The end result would be a series of literal money shots with his webbing in order to rescue and or defeat a villain.

PETER!
SORRY AUNT MAY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO GIVE YOU A SPIDER MONEY SHOT.

by spidermoneyshot November 9, 2010