Momlette

When someone has a threesome with two MILF's.

Dude last night Those two MILF's gave me my first momlette, it was amazing.

by JB Webb January 15, 2014

mompetitor

a mom who ascribes to be perfect and better in every way then the other mothers she encounters in her community- and who constantly preaches her parenting methodology to other moms to the extent that it is obvious their validation comes from convincing themselves they are doing a good job at childrearing

you are at the playground with your kids. a casual chat begins between you and another mom. she asks you if your two year old is potty trained- when you reply your child i still in diapers, the mompetitor in her becomes apparent when she tells you how she toilet trained her kid at six months and a seal just died because of how much space your kid's butt is taking up in landfills.

by jbestica December 15, 2012

momley

When you act like too much of a mom. To say mom like things.

Oh man you are being way too momley tonight. I just can't handle that right now.

by MoodSensei April 1, 2020

molette

She the most kindest funniest girl you'll ever know. She gives the best advice during your ups and down. Always stick with her friends side and always defends them. She's the person that you'll always trust!

"Molette is too funny! Glad I'm her friend"

by Molette September 11, 2020

momwetter

the most sexist person alive, and coolest because they just are. they get everyone wet just by a single comment

yo hey, you follow momwetter? my panties are dropping...

by Inlovewithmomwetter March 31, 2021

mometized

When you think you have a large following, but it's all just your mom's friends

Wow, dad I've got so many subscribers, I'll be monetized soon.
No, son. You're just mometized.

by Bobolton144 May 7, 2022

momet

something that my brother in crisco, shim, meant to type out but instead came out as momet.

I BETTER SEE IT THIS MOMET

by MisterFischGaming October 21, 2022